A Yakking Problem in Yakyakistan is the 8th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. A stressing defeluptment is happening in Yak Terratories in all of Equestia.
They are being attacked and corrupted by a returning anichent evil from the Yaks' past. The, a Minotaur/Yak hybrid born from a union between two powerful warlords of Yak and Minotaur meant to be the ultamate warrior in a bid to control equestia. But the Yakotaur revolted against his parents and entrapped them into a dark magical dimention after being bonded with a powerful evil spirit. The Yakotaur then began to corrupt Yaks into becoming his mindless warrior army to congure all of Equestia in his own terms. However, Rutherford's ansisterial clan stood up to the Yakotaur and defeated it in viking sytile battle!
The Leader of the Clan punched Yakotaur so hard, it sent him straight into Tartarus as another resident. While the left behind staff was left to be placed in inside the ruins of the old city of Anichent Yakyakistan, inside a cave in the Sea of Clouds, which isn't too far from the Bone Dry Desert, where the great battle took place. Now it was uncovered by the extremely more intelligent and sofisicated and proper speaking brother of Rutherford, who is an intelligent but under-utilised trade dealer and once rightful heir to the yak throwne until he was replaced because he offered too many changes not comfertable to the yaks. Now he came to be secretly working with the freed but depowered Yakotaur in thanks to the Bug Animals causing the prison escape. Now, reunited with his staff as it entered it's true potaintional, Yakotaur went out of his way to control all yaks with the promise of letting Yakbrain take over Rutherford's yaks after he turns Yakbrain's said brother into a slave so he cannot be so easily defeated.
However, what Yakbrain is doing is risking another Tirek sytile betrayal once he finally gets rid of Rutherford as a threat. Can the Ponies and the Lougers defeat the Yaks' returning threat and save Rutherford?
Contents Transcript Chapter 1: A Secret in The Cold Prior to the events of Party Pooped. The Yak Village was seen. Prince Rutherford, and another yak that looks like him, but smarter, more sofisicated looking for a yak, digifived, poise, and intelligent both arrived before a group of older yaks. Head Elder Yak: '. Yak Elders have desided that it's time to reopen borders to ponies. The events relating to, it, have long been forgotten.
It time to re-establish a new kinship with ponies.' . The other yak: 'Oh great elders, I am so thrilled to hear that! Now that certain events have long since passed, it is the perfect oppertunity to open our borders!
I humbly accept the ambassitor mission to Equestia and establish a new path to kinship with them-'. Head Elder Yak: 'No, Son Yakbrain. This no mission for smarty trade establisher yak. This must be done by leader of Yakyakistan. Son Rutherford.' .
Prince Yakbrain: '. (Laughs hoitly)! I never have known you for having a sense of humor, father dearist! Rutherford, an easily provokeable dunce, being an ambassitor? He has about as much grace as a yet-booni's rear end!
He would likely declaire war because of something as stupid of someone using a playor piano making it look like they were actselly capable of it!' . Head Elder Yak: 'SON YAKBRAIN?! (Yakbrain flinched) Son Rutherford may not be as smarty as you, but he no stupid.'
. Prince Rutherford: 'Yeah, Brother Yakbrain. Yak Prince no stupid.' . Prince Yakbrain: 'What's 9+10?' .
Prince Rutherford: '. Prince Yakbrain: '. FATHER, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ACTSELLY CONSIDERING THIS?!' .
Head Elder Yak: 'We try to establish friendship with ponies, not trade.' .
Prince Yakbrain: 'Ya know, my talents stem beyond establishing trade routes, father! I can be an ambassitor a thoundson times better then this blubbering buffoon?!' . Head Elder Yak: 'SON RUTHERFORD NOT BUFFOON?! SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT?!'
. Prince Yakbrain: 'PERFECT FOR GETTING US INTO A DESISTATING WAR, YOU MEAN?! COMPAIRED TO THE MAGIC FIRE POWER THEY HAVE, EVEN IF YOU TAKE THE ALICORN GODS AND THE REFORMED DRACONQUUI OUT OF THE EQUIATION, YOU WILL SEE THE PONIES DESTROYING YAKYAKISTAN AND EXSILING US BACK TO THE YAK HOMELAND AND/OR THE NORSE ISLES?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!' . Head Elder Yak: 'SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT FOR AMBASSITOR MISSION?! SON YAKBRAIN TOO COMPLEX FOR PONIES?!
SON RUTHERFORD HAS SIMPLE NEEDS?! SIMPLE, IS GOOD?! COMPLEX, NOT GOOD?!'
. Prince Yakbrain: 'But, father-'. Head Elder Yak: 'END DISCUSSION?!' . Other Yak Elder: 'Actselly, Head Elder Yakkity Yak-'. Voice: 'Don't come back.'
. Everyone was confused by that. Prince Yakbrain: '.
Who keeps saying that?!' . Other Yak Elder: '. Anyway, Rutherford is new to this. Maybe have Yakbrain teach Rutherford to be better ambassitor?' .
Head Elder Yakkity Yak: '. Son Yakbrain will teach Rutherford how to be better ambassitor. Son Rutherford's your respondsability.' .
Prince Yakbrain: '. (Looks at Rutherford with clearly established resentment.).' . Head Elder Yakkity Yak: 'Sons Rutherford and Yakbrain, dismiss.' . The duo leave. Yakbrain's hut.
Prince Rutherford: '. Look, Yak Prince no want brother to be mad at Yak Prince. Yak Prince no can help that Yak Dad favors me.' . Prince Yakbrain: 'Just, drop it! I can at least make this work.
(Ponders abit, and then realises that he can use this to his advantage and make Rutherford look bad.). Here's a little known fact about pony culture. They, are master mimicers!' . Prince Rutherford: '. Ponies good at copying?' .
Prince Yakbrain: 'Oh yes! It is actselly an unspoken part of their culture! They take pride in mimicing other cultures! Why, when exstingished ambassitors come in, they are treated to eateries that mimic their own, but even better! They mimic every lovely aspect of a culture! Down, to even a mineute detail!' .
Prince Rutherford: 'Meaning.' . Prince Yakbrain: '. You would feel right at home there.' . Prince Rutherford: '. Okay, Yak Brother.
Yak Prince will inform ponies to make Yak Prince feel like he is back in Yakyakistan!' . Prince Yakbrain: 'Yes, it'll be as if you never left home. (Quietly) You gulliable boob. (Openly) You are already on your way to be a great ambassitor. (Prince Rutherford leaves).
(Quietly) Along with the greatest buffoon in history. Soon, father will HAVE to remove him from the rulership, and when I save yak-kind from war, I, will be the new leader, not that adelbated twat! (Laughs wickedly in snickers)! I'll enjoy watching it all unfold in my private outpost.' Yakbrain's outpost. Two dumb yaks that look like Rutherford's bodyguards are seen butting heads with eachother, as a ice-blue pony of a white mane and tail was seen in a Tempest-like appearence, but only with a cracked but otherwise still functional horn thanks to a metal piece placed onto it as she was seen next to a white-colored Equestian Timberwolf.
A penguin in a nice suit was seen tending a very speical couldran. Prince Yakbrain bursted in laughing, getting everyone's attention!.
Prince Yakbrain: 'Look alive, my partners in secretcy! Dum Twins, (The Two Dum Yaks), Ice Valkyrie, (The pony), and Sir Tuxedo, (The Penguin), Line up for the seeing couldran, because I just conducted other way to discredit my idiot brother!'
. Ice Valkyrie: '(Sighs unimpressed), Again?
With due respect sir, it's only gonna end poorly as usual.' . Dum Twin 1: 'But hey, it is funny to see how stupid Prince Rutherford acts.' . Dum Twin 2: 'Yeah, I would laugh my ass off if he declares war over a player piano.'
. Sir Tuxedo: 'Oh bother. Must you go through with this again, Prince Yakbrain? Such things never end well. Why insist of going through such a trial over as something as petty of who gets to be the leader of the Yakland Colony of Yakyakistan in Equestia? Isn't being a trade establisher good enough?' .
Prince Yakbrain: '. Tuxedo, have you, even MET, other yaks besides me and the Dum Twins?! They're stupid, they're primitive, they're, they're, OUTDATED?! They're stubbern, they're as graceful as a Yet-booni's ass, they're blind traditionalists, they're warmongers, they, are, outright, disgraces, to the world of Equestria?!' .
Sir Tuxedo: 'Sir, please tell me you're still not alittle scorned about how your father desided to go with Rutherford after how he couldn't cope with your changes-'. Prince Yakbrain: 'DON'T, REMIND ME, OF, THAT, DAY?! I HATED MY FATHER FOR HIS BLIND LOVE FOR 'SIMPLENESS' AND 'YAKS BEING SIMPLE IS GOOD' PHILOSIFY?! I, could've introdused Yaks into the future far beyond then the still growing tecnological levels the Ponies barely have with Eureka Corp around! Yaks could've gone into the future?! Instead, WE REMAIN STUCK IN THE PAST, BECAUSE OF MY FATHER BEING, SIMPLE-MINDED?!'
. Ice Valkyrie: '(Sighs).
My former Mentor Eagle-Beak felt the same way about how he wanted to protect ponies from Nightmare Moon. Celestia had the nerve to not appresiate his offerings to combat her return.' . Dum Twim 1: 'But wasn't Nightmare Moo stopped by those 6 ponies?' . Ice Valkyrie: 'Moon! Point is, my mentor could've succeeded before Nightmare could've done her first misdeed!
Eagle-Beak was robbed of his desire before he can really get to start!' .
Dum Twin 2: 'Well I heard he's pretty much hanging out with a bunch of bad aliens now, so-'. Ice Valkyrie: 'A fall from grace that happened because of, (Angerly looks at a picture of pre-Alicorn Twilight). Twilight Sparkle! (Fires an ice beam at the picture and frozed the place around the picture as ice stagmites formed.). She, ruined Eagle's vision for a safer Equestia. And I will avenge him, for all the kindness he gave me as his student. He taught me to handle my inheritied ice magic so I would not become feared like the Ice Trolls had warned.
I could've been exsiled from the warmer side of the Norse isles if it wasn't for him.' . Dum Twin 1: '. It sounds like you hate Princess Twilight.' . Ice Valkyrie: '(Laughs softly). No set of wings, changes what she did to my mentor.
Even as an Alicorn, she will feel my icy pain for what she did to my mentor! I will bury her into a flurry of regret for what she took from me?!' .
Prince Yakbrain: 'Yes, yes, all that revenge on sparkle stuff is fine and dandy, but I have something more intermediate! (Gets to the couldran) The humiliation, of my brother! (The Couldran reveils the start of the events of Party Pooped.)'. Rutherford: YAKS DESTROOOYYY!!!
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(Later) YAAKS SMAASH!!! (Later) YAKS DESTROY!!! (They wrecked whatever they saw) Halfway into the episode. Yakbrain and the Dum Twins were laughing, but Ice Valkyre and Sir Tuxedo, and the White Timberwolf, were unamused. Prince Yakbrain: '(Laughs), If there is one thing my brother never fails in, IT'S BEING A MORON?! (Laughs!)'. The Dum Twins laughed!.
Dum Twin 1: 'He LITTERERALLY TRIED TO SMASH SNOW?!' . Dum Twin 2: 'YEAH?! WHAT AN IDIOT! (LAUGHS STUPIDLY!)'.
Ice Valkyrie rolled her eyes at Yakbrain's and his two guards immature laughter, and looked onto the couldran and saw Pinkie Pie talking to Gummy. Ice Valkyrie listens in closely to the conversation.
Pinkie: '(Was writing down the note) I'll just have to go to Yakyakistan, and get some goodies back to ponyville for the Yaks to enjoy!' .
Ice Valkyrie had a surprised face. Ice Valkyrie: '. (Yakbrain and the Dums stopped laughing). The Pink Fool is planning to go to Yakyakistan and make ponyville more like it!'
. Prince Yakbrain was surprised!. Prince Yakbrain: 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!' .
Sir Tuxedo: 'Oh once again, another of your wild plans fall short, sir! I proposed we end this now and-'. Prince Yakbrain: 'NO! Ice Valkyrie, I want you, that timberwolf and the dums to go out of your way to stop that pink imbacile?! I can't have her ruin my assention?!' . Ice Valkyrie: 'I'll make sure the pink mare is stopped.
You have my word on this.' . Ice Valkyrie walked off and turn to the camera to fade out. Dodge Junction. A local sheep farm was seen as a sleeping sheep herder was seen. Ice Valkyrie, her Timberwolf, and the Dums were seen.
Ice Valkyrie: '. Bum, Rum, (The two Dums). Open the gate. (The Dums do so.).
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Whitewood, (White Timberwolf), Chase!' . Whitewood the white Timberwolf snarled and ran in and began chasing the sheep, as sheep screams were heard!. The Sheep Herder woke up!. Sheep Herder: 'WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
(Saw his sheep being chased!) YIKES?! AN ALBINO TIMBER WOLF?! ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?!
SOMEPONY HEL- (Gets frozen by Ice Valkyrie).' . Ice Valkyrie: '. Dums, keep him out of sight.' . Rum Dum: 'Out of sight, out of mind, coming up.'
. Bum Dum: 'Uhhh, yeah.
What you said.' . The Dums took the frozen herder inside his shack and closed the door. Whitewood chased the sheep out and stopped, as the sheep ran straight for the town where they would stop at the tracks, just as Pinkie's train arrived.
Rum Dum: '. Did it worked?' . Pinkie's voice: 'CURSE YOU, SHEEP?!'
. Ice Valkyrie smiled confidently. Ice Valkyrie: 'It worked.
But to be safe, we should keep a firm eye on that pink mare dolt.' (They were later seen sabotaging the journey in many ways, from Ice Valkyrie putting Jubile to sleep, causing that beetles distraction to happen, even including directing Pinkie to the Yet-Booni, but when they failed to stop Pinkie from reaching the gate, they were surprised to see her accidentally sliding all the way back to Sugarcube Corner as all this was seen in Yakbrain's Cauldron). Yakbrain: BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A LOSER!!! (The cauldron bleeped red and went back to Rutherford). Rutherford: WE DECLARE WAAAAARRR!!!
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(Twilight and Spike gasped in shock). Sir Tuxedo: '. (He cackles in triumph) JUST AS I SUSPECTED!! Now father will have to listen to me now!.???: Maybe plan would work if Yakbrain didn't yell outloud, even if private outpost is very far away from Yakyakistan! (Yakkity Yak was seen). Yakbrain: FATHER!
I, duh, I, I can explain!. Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain attempt to sabotage ambassador trip. Yakbrain bring shame to family and Yakyakistan!
Yakbrain no longer allowed to interact with ponies or be trader for greater matters!. Yakbrain: Father, please, I-.
Yakkity Yak: YAKBRAIN NO LONGER ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PONIES OR BE TRADER FOR GREATER MATTERS!!!! YAKKITY SMASH! (He wrecked and destroyed all of his power).
Sir Tuxedo: 'HEADS UP?!' . Yakbrain: FATHER, NO, STOP!!! STOP IT, PLEASE!!! FATHER, DON'T!!!
(Yakkity Yak destroyed everything). Yakkity Yak: Now Yakbrain cannot harm anyone anymore! Yakkity Yak expects apology to Rutherford by end of trip, or Yakbrain banished!. Sir Tuxedo was seen hiding!. Sir Tuxedo: 'You may as well obey sir, the jig is up!'
(Sighs) Yes, father!. Yakkity Yak: YAKTON!!! (Another bigger yak came in). Yakbrain: '(Quietly) Oh by the great yaks of yore, not Yakton!' . Yakton: (Hulking voice) YAKTON COME!!!.
Yakkity Yak: Yakton keep eye on Yakbrain and make sure he doesn't disobey Yakkity Yak!. Voice: 'Don't come bac-'. Yakkity Yak: YAKKITY YAK NOT IN MOOD FOR JOKE NOW?! Report to Yakkity Yak if he does so. Yakton: Yakbrain no leave Yakton's sight! (Yakkity Yak left) Yakbrain will come with Yakton now! (In Bulk Biceps fashion, he used his pecs to lift Yakbrain comically and carry him away and to the gate just as the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood).
Rum Dum: Boss, the pink one just slid away like a clumsy ox,. (Sees Yakkity). And we're in deep s.!. Ice Valkyrie: '. Knew this plan was gonna fail.' After events of Party Pooped.
Rutherford: YAKBRAIN LIE TO BROTHER!! PONIES NO MIMICKERS!!! PONIES MORE GOOD AT BEING WELCOMING AND UNDERSTANDING HARMLESS PEOPLE!! YAKBRAIN TRICK BROTHER INTO DECLARING WAR WITH PONIES!!
YAKBRAIN ALMOST DESTROY YAKYAKISTAN!!!. Yakbrain: OH FOR YAKSON PETE'S SAKE, RUTHERFORD, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!. Rutherford: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGY!! YOU LIKELY ONLY SAID APOLOGY BECAUSE YAK DAD SAID SO?!. Yakbrain: 'OH DON'T BE TOO SURPRISED THIS HAPPENED, EVEN IF IT WAS MY DOING, IT STILL PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A PROPER AMBASSITOR?!
ESPEICALLY THAT YOU DECLARED WAR, OVER A PLAYER PIANO?!' .
Rutherford: NO MATTER IF YAKBRAIN RIGHT?! YAKBRAIN BEING RIGHT IS MOOTED CAUSE IT STILL YAKBRAIN'S FAULT! YAKBRAIN MAKE BROTHER LOOK STUPID!!!
YAKBRAIN NOT SORRY!! Yakbrain lucky yak brother cares too much to allow father to banish him. Yakbrain is lucky he no suffer worst fate. Yakbrain should be ashamed!. Yakbrain: ALRIGHT, FINE!! You want me to be real, brother? It's time I finally said this to you.
Prince Rutherford, you, are an IDIOT!! You would destroy this town and it's subjects in stubborn fashion if something were to happen like, say, an avalanche buried the place. I was only doing what was best for Yakyakistan!. Rutherford: Yakbrain was only doing what was best for Yakbrain!
Yakbrain dishonors his own family for misjudging Brother Rutherford!. Yakbrain: Oh, I'M misjudging you? (Laughs) I'm not misjudging yaks.!. Rutherford: HEY, WATCH LANGUAGE!!. Yakbrain: Whatever, you are not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan.
I could've liberated us from this low-brow poverty! The only one I ever misjudged was dad!! I was even ashamed to even be related to yet another dumb ox, and ashamed to think he could even try to be worth ANY of our time! It's clear that I can't stop you. But here's my last word on the matter: Someday you WILL see that maybe you're not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. You'll see that your idiocy will potentially be the death of Yakyakistan! And should that happen and you look for me.
Then all I will say is you made your choice and so did father! You two think you can run the place responsibly? See if I care! Destroy the village with your stupidity. I may not be sorry in your eyes, never mind the fact I can't see them in that stupid overgrown uncutted hair of yours, but there's one thing I AM sorry for. I'm sorry, I had the displeasure, of being related to YOU, AND OUR FATHER, OR ANY OF THE IDIOTS IN THIS VILLAGE!! Now get out of my sight!.
Rutherford. Rutherford sorry he may not seem like a good leader to brother.
But Rutherford wishes to try and do good in leading Yakyakistan. Rutherford assures you, that he will not disappoint you, in any way poss- After Events Of Not Asking for Trouble. Rutherford: DISAPPOINTED?!. Yakbrain: YOU CAUSED AN AVALANCHE THAT BURIED YAKYAKISTAN AND DIDN'T ACCEPT HELP FROM THE PINK ONE AND JUST HOPED STUPIDLY SHE WOULD HAVE THE SENSITIVITY TO HELP WITHOUT MAKING YOU ASK?!. Rutherford: 'To be fair, she did anyway.' .
Yakbrain: Mainly because you were lucky that ponies are incapable to give up easily. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE ON A MINOR BUSINESS TRIP WITHOUT HEARING THAT YOU F. UP IN THIS FASHION?! HOW F.G STUPID ARE YOU?!. Rutherford: 'LOOK, IF IT HELPS YAKBRAIN, PINK PONY SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR HELP?! RUTHERFORD HEARD ABOUT HOW SOME YAKS WERE UNCOMFERTABLE ABOUT SITUATION?!
So maybe some yak traditions could use some change.' . Yakbrain: '. Ya know what?
I'm not even surprised anymore. I am going somewhere to vent my frustraightions. And you best not stop me! It'll only make things worse!
(Yakbrain stomps on out!)' A lonely dark cave. Yakbrain was seen frustraighted as ever. Yakbrain: '. I know you're in there?!' .???: '(Darken Voice) Ohhhhh, if it isn't Prince Yakbrain. I haven't really gotten to see you since the day you lost your position.'
. Yakbrain: 'Or to be more percise, our last encounter was when that ambassitoring fiasco lead to me to complain to you like mad!' .
A tall, immensely thin, large hooded robed figure came forth. Figure: 'Oh please spare me of that reminder. The only good thing that came out of that rant was was you coming to accept my offer.' . Yakbrain: 'Oh, you mean coming after the Staff of The Yakotaur? Well say no more, because I have became HEAVILY motivated more then ever to get you the blasted thing?!'
. Figure: '(Laughs), So. Your brother proved too hard to cope with then? Not surprising, since your basicly the only intelligent Yak out of all of them.'
. Yakbrain: 'Hence why I am 'Prince Yakbrain'. It is maddening to be the only one with any real brains, and yet I am redused to being basicly their trade establisher?! Granted, I may as well because the others are too stupid to do it themselves, but I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THEN TRADES?!
I could've at the least set the path to a brighter future if father wasn't so, afraid of complexity! Well, I am going to bring that change, one way or another?!
I'll set up an exbition in the Bone Dry Desert to find Midgard Mountain, admitetly! I heard about a very well known archiologiest of interest in a rundown dump known as 'Klugetown'. Even the name sounds filthy.' . Figure: 'Good.
And remember. Once you get me the staff, I will see to it that when I come to control all Yaks, you, will be given rule of Yakyakistan, if you so choose and depending of circumstances. It's the Yaklands of the Norse Isles is what I want.' .
Yakbrain: 'Well with you controling them, at least they'll be given a brain in some way. Just be warned that the location of the staff was left unspecified for a reason, so, don't expect the blasted thing to be found quickly.' . Figure: 'Oh, don't worry. I got all the time of the world to worry about my staff. But like I said, now that the yaks and the ponies are closer, I am made to hide in the shadows, so I can't exactly come with you until my staff has returned.'
. Yakbrain: 'Well, you'll attract too much attention anyway, and this is a need-to-know basis after all. You will have that staff yet. (Quietly) And the sooner that happens. (Laughs evily).
Reunion will never have tasted so sweeter.' Chapter 2: A Bone Dry Exhibition Klugetown Airdocks. Yakbrain was seen riding an airship with his followers torwords it.
Yakbrain: 'Here we are, assusiates. You'll never find a more messier town of depravity.' .
Sir Tuxedo: 'I believe I know a sister who lives there.' . Rum Dum: 'Is she single?' . Sir Tuxedo: 'Well, let's just say, she prefers the company of her fellow females if you caught my understanding.'
. Rum Dum: '. Yakbrain's airship lands in the docks.
Yakbrain: 'Ice Valkyrie, I need you and your wood-dog to watch over the airship. Sir Tuxedo, your with me. Stay close, and don't touch anything.'
. Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo leave the airship. Klugetown Church. A damaged and barely preserved church was seen, named 'The Church of Alicornia'.
A Person-sized Mantis Priest and Nun were seen. Mantis Preist: 'Sister Preyer, I need you to see how Professor Spoonful is doing.
The poor genius is under a considerable amount of dept to Verko for sometime now. You are his adopted daughter after all.' .
Sister Preyer: 'Well, yes. Plus, we haven't see the professor come to the church in a good while.
It wouldn't hurt to visit.' . Mantis Presit: 'Indeed. It's not like anyone will come to the church, given the incrsised levels of loss of faith for a good time now.' .
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Sister Preyer: 'Yes Father Mandid.' .
Sister Preyer proceeded to walk down the troubled town. Sister Preyer walked down the town as this music played over he town's sadden nature. Cars - Our Town (HD). Sister Preyer arrived to a barely stable observatory universery covered in gratfitie and trees soiled with toilet paper.
Preyer reached the door, and gently knocked it. A lazy and fat Porcupine opened it while eating a donut. Porcupine: 'Yeah? Look the professor said he was busy and- (Sees Preyer) Oh hey, Preyer!' .
Sister Preyer: 'Hello, Pines.' .
Pines: 'Up up! Assisent Prof. Sister Preyer: '(Giggles) Yes, 'Assisent Prof' Pines. I need to check on Spoonful. Make sure he was allright in light to his dept to Verko.'
. Pines: 'Oh, he's up in his lab in the observitory reshreaching old Yak lore.' . Sister Preyer: 'May I see him?' . Pines: 'Oh your practicly his kid, cept your basicly a giant praying mantis and he's a Spoonbill, alchourse he won't mind you coming in.'
. Sister Preyer walked in as Pines eschourted her in. Observitory Laboratory.
A studious and sofisicated Spoonbill was seen doing exstensive reshurch as mountains and mountains of books were seen, as a pet dragon-moth was seen flying another book to the Professor. This was Professor Spoonful. Professor Spoonful: 'Oh, thank you Edword.
(Takes the book) Your assitsence is always appresiated.' . The Dragon Moth chirped happly as it flew off!. Pines leads Sister Preyer in.
Sister Preyer: 'Oh I see. That's why he was gone for so long.' . Pines: 'Yeah, I can't imagine anyone more into books then he is.'
. Professor Spoonful: 'CONFOUND IT, PINES, I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY VISITORS, YOU LAZY QUILL COVERED BLACKHOLE?! I OUGHTA- (Sees Sister Preyer). (He flew off and landed to meet her and gave her a hug) Good to see you again!'
. Sister Preyer: 'Well, Father Mandid asked me to see if you were all right considering your dept to Verko.' . Professor Spoonful: 'Well tell the good priest he has nothing to fear. I am planning an impourent excabition for the lost staff of the Yakotaur. That staff will not only be the most impourent discovery of the centaury, but it will fix this town and put us back in the right path. I swear, ever since the loss of Founder Fortuna, trouble in the likes of Verko and that crazy Kluge Roc are making this place more of it's namesake.
The town was never fully built before Fortuna was gone. Even with Allard trying to fix things to no avail, everything still continues to be costly here.' .
Sister Preyer: 'Well then where did you get all of these books?' . Professor Spoonful: 'Well, these are pretty much Verko's loans being well-spent on something useful for once. And once I get a hold of the staff, no one will have to worry about Verko, not even that smartalic feline, Popper or whatever his name is.' . Pines: 'Pretty sure it was Copper.'
. Sister Preyer: 'It's actselly Capper.' .
Professor Spoonful: 'Yes yes yes, him! When I get that staff, I'll get Klugetown up and running yet! It will be the crime-infested mess it came to be no more! And certainly it can rid us of that accursed roc!' . Sister Preyer: 'But you do realise that being in debt to Verko is dangerous. He pretty much has a lot of thugs in his finger tips that in return for a raise would be more then happy to do harm to you.'
. Professor Spoonful: 'Well then good thing I have Edward and his flock. (Edword the Dragon Moth came in). The minute Edward's flock senses trouble, any unsaviory brute will be entrapped in hot silk in minutes. Isn't that right, Edward?' .
Edword chirped agreeingly. Sister Preyer: 'Well, I wanted to make sure you were alright.'
. More knocks are heard!. Pines: 'I'LL GET IT-'. Professor Spoonful: 'I'LL take this, this time, Pines.'
. Sister Preyer: 'But what if it's Verko's thugs?' . Professor Spoonful: 'They wouldn't've even be able to get this far if it was. We would've heard Edward's flock chirping like mad if it was. Perhaps it's another Nightus' witness or girl scouts again.
Alicorns forbid another salesmen.' . Professor Spoonful walks off.
Professor Spoonful opens the see through of the door. Professor Spoonful: 'I want to advise you that I am not interested in visitors!' . Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo were seen. Yakbrain: 'A man of privacy, I see? Well, it's just, I am interested to fund an excavation for a very impourent item in Yak history.' .
The Professor's interest grew, and opened the whole door. Professor Spoonful: '. Would it, happen to include, the Staff of the Yakotaur? Because I am widely interested in it!' . Yakbrain: 'My, my. Small world after all.
Well, I have been asking around town, and I heard you seem to be suffering abit of dept from a local crime boss named, 'Vertigo', or whatever it's suppose to be. I'm willing to fund your excavation to find that staff, and to, get you out of dept, if you were to help me get it.' . Professor Spoonful: '. Come inside to discuss the terms over tea, good sir.'
. Yakbrain: 'I'm actselly a prince, professor.' . Professor Spoonful: 'A prince?! All the way out here?!' . Yakbrain: 'Of an unfortunately minor status.'
. Professor Spoonful: '. Forgive my outburst, please, come in gentlemen to my study for tea.' Spoonful's study. Tea was served by Edward. Yakbrain: 'I see you have managed to tame your notable infestation problem.'
. Professor Spoonful: '(Edward chirp growls, but Spoonful comes him down). To what some people see as pests, I see good in Dragon Moths. They are actselly fascinating and compassionate creatures when you get to know them.' . Yakbrain: 'Quite.
I need that staff because I have abit of a, family issue with my father and dumb brother I need to sort out. You see, I was once the rightful choosen heir ruler of Yakyakistan-'. Pines: 'WAITWAITWAITWAIT!
(He laughs out loud) WHO NAMES THEIR HOME LIKE THAT?!. Professor Spoonful: '. I don't believe, we folk of 'KLUDGETOWN', are really in any real postion to judge!' . Professor Spoonful: 'AND ANOTHER THING, PINES?! HE'S, A GUEST?!
(To Yakbrain) Do mind my assisent, he's, easily amused.' . Yakbrain: 'Oh don't worry. If I had a dollar for everytime someone responded to the name like that, I'd be even richer then royaly established now. That staff is my key to establishing a better relationship with my family and restore my rightful place.
My reckless brother nearly declared war with the Ponies of Equestia and recently refused to accept help from said ponies when Yakyakistan suffered a terrible avalanche!' . Professor Spoonful: 'Hmmm. He does sound like an idiot. Well, keep in mind that I kinda need that staff too to fix Klugetown, so, I propose we share that thing. You fix your problems first, then I get to fix mine. Sounds like a fair deal?'
. Yakbrain: 'Oh yes Professor, a fair deal indeed.' . Sister Preyer looked on worried. Sister Preyer approuched Spoonful.
Sister Preyer: 'Professor, a word?' . Professor Spoonful: '. I'll be right back, your majusty, the sister needs a private conversation.' . Sister Preyer: 'Father, I'm worried that the Yak's arriveal is too convinent.'
. Professor Spoonful: 'Isn't life nothing but convinences?' . Sister Preyer: Well I think it's TOO convenient. How do we know we can trust this guy? Do you even know about who originally owned that staff?
Let's not forget that the Yakotaur of Legend was definitely not like the Yakotaurs of Minotauria. He was a monster. Professor Spoonful: Even so, I don't see why your worried about the prince. He's clearly a normal Yak.
Sister Preyer: I mean that anyone with an interest of that staff like his seems, off. With you, you at least have good intentions, but this prince is obviously a stranger. Professor Spoonful: 'Well that doesn't mean I shouldn't be friendly with him.' .
Sister Preyer: Please humor me in this. Getting help from someone as suspicious as he is without thinking is NEVER a choice. Surely you should know that in a town like this. His look is the same as that of Verko. Malicious and cold. Living in a wreck like Klugetown made me know who to trust by looking into one's eyes.
You can't just walk blindly into this without asking questions. It's dangerous. Professor Spoonful: I assure you Preyer, I am not without caution, I just wanted to be without rudeness either. Also, the key differences between him and Verko is that Verko's a criminal, our guest is royalty, minor as he is. But if it helps you fine ease, if he gets any ideas, I always have Edward by my side. He literally smells danger.
(Edward looked angrily at Yakbrain and he gave him a glare that scared him off) I'll be fine! Heck, this is a yak we're talking about. If they know anything, it's how to wreck s.! (Yakbrain was seen drinking tea like a gentlemen). Admitingly however, he does look too dignifyed for the standerd yak behavior. Sister Preyer: '. Then please let me come with you on this journey.'
. Professor Spoonful: 'Really? You sure Mandid won't mind?' . Sister Preyer: 'The Church never sees visitors, so it is not like my sudden departure is inconvinent.
Besides, he handles much of the impourent aspects of the church anyway, so it's hardly like my assistence is always needed.' . Professor Spoonful: '. Fair enough, but only because I would need a healer on standby anyway. Such an exhibition is not likely to be hazard-free anyway.' . Sister Preyer: 'Noy just that, but, to keep you safe in an event the Prince is trouble.'
. Professor Spoonful: 'I see. Your worried that I wouldn't be able to hand trouble. I promise you, I am no stranger to would-be exhibition hijackers.
(Brings out a magic pistol) One shot of a magic disabler bullet from this magical entrapment gun and any would-be issue is instantly resolved.' . Sister Preyer: 'But still, I-'. Professor Spoonful: 'I know, I know, you wish to help reguardless. Well, I already said I need a healer on stand-by, so you are coming. I'll send Pines to recruit some help for the exhibition.' .
Yakbrain: '(Comes in) Oh.
And it’s public patch time! Come one, come all. Big ups to volunteer coders Balaknightfang, Wsan, and Cynon for helping take some of the load off of Drake on this patch. Just most of the holiday stuff on my end has taken place AFTER Christmas proper, what with folks visiting for a week at the start of the new year and juggling paperwork to let my wife live in the ol’ USA as a permanent resident.
Preparing for that (and dealing with the associated stress) has kept me from doing too much this week – but I did start massaging the invasion of Korg’ii Hold into code. Anyway, like I was saying – not dead. Next week should be much better, assuming I don’t die of alcohol-related causes on my coming birthday. See you guys with fresh content soon, Fenoxo. We’ve got our first new year’s patch for you with a goodly new chunk of content! 0.1.3 Patch Notes:. New enemy in the Old Forest: bimbofied hornet-girls looking for somewhere to lay their eggs.
New character content for Leorah, the survival shop owner. Bring her some wyvern venom and you’ll get to see her wild side Both Leorah and the Hornets are courtesy of the The Observer. Leorah can teach you new archery-themed powers. Weapon restrictions have also been implemented properly now: certain powers demand melee or ranged weapons, though thrown weapons like the dagger or francesca work for either. New NPC: the sleepy snake,. She’s meant for a further-in zone, but she’s currently accessible from the space where you trigger Kasyrra’s second encounter.
She’s repeatable and has a chunk of unique content with your companions. There’s a new Kiyoko scene if you’ve had 4+ kids wth her, she’s pretty preggo, and you ask her for a massage!
Remember that our public patches come out at the middle of the month (ish). In the meantime, you can always! I’m going to be writing the actual egg-pregnancy for the hornets next week.
Hopefully it will be implemented in time for said public patch. Speaking of upcoming content, art is a commission Gardeford got for a centaur NPC he’s writing for our next zone, done. Rejoice: player pregnancies are now enabled! The first two have already been implemented, and no doubt more will come as we get more enemies. Have a happy new year! 0.1.2 Patch Notes:.
If you get your vagina fucked by the Alraune or her Effigies, you’ll potentially become pregnant. If the seeds are fertilized, you’ll be able to take them for later after birth.
Kasyrra herself can knock you up in her second encounter, as well. Her pregnancy path is very quick, but much more involved. Milking wyverns of their venom now rewards you with a Libido-boosting item, Wyvern Venom. It’s basically lust drafts, and can be thrown at people in combat. Speaking of which. New feature: combat consumables!
You can use fertilized Alraune Seeds and Wyvern Venom during combat, and you can switch weapons as well. Wyvern venom acts as a lust grenade, while Alraune Seeds summon effigies. Note that you only have one summon slot, so if you have the Summon Fire Spirit power, you can only use one at a time.
Kiyoko can also be summoned via her amulet, after some relationship growth. Wearing her amulet grants access to a special Encounter power that allows you to conjure up your faithful fox — you need to wear it to both gain and use the power. Jen, an officer of the Marked Merks, drawn by RattlePool. Doots got me a lovely Christmas Kiro from.
Maybe next year we can open the box, if we’re good boys and girls! So uh this is turning into a real bear of a month for me.
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I’m basically going to AWOL this week due to having houseguests for the next five days or so, after which I have some headaches to deal with in regards to immigration. Hopefully by the 10th things will settle down, and I can get back to the grind. I did some work for the Invasion of Korg’ii Hold quest that I’ve had planned forever – mostly the introduction event and framing for the first optional combat encounter as well as the start of the hold’s siege proper. Since a fair amount of the content is written already, I hope to be fairly nimble in its development and have the whole event finished before the end of the month. Fingers crossed.
0.7.251 Changelog:. A new scene for Krissy, written by, is available.
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It should no longer be possible to proc combat encounters when loading a save. Lots of assorted fixes.
Unfortunately, it looks like Jacques00 made the SynthSheath limit apply to the one available from Riya’s Christmas party event I’m probably going to remove this in a future build. A Christmas event totally shouldn’t be limited in such a way. It’s a present! There’s at least one decent-sized chunk of submitted code in the pull requests. Hopefully I can slide that through within the next week. 0.7.250 Changelog:.
A new holiday encounter has been added! Encounter Krissy the reindeer girl, stuck away from her home after a Christmas Party. Are you a bad enough dude to give her a ride home? (I wrote this one!). Various typo fixes and such. What’s New This Month:. The final boss encounter of Zheng Shi is now live.
You can face off with the Shock Hopper and L.D.C.!. New holiday events: Gwen Christmas (#2), Rat’s Raidersmas, Riya’s Holiday Party, Holidays at Embrys, Femdom Goblin Dream. New Busts: Dr. Teyaal, Olympia, and all six Rat’s Raiders,. New Event(s): Cow-girl femdom dreams on New Texas. New Event: Showering with Paige. New Expansion: Pregnancy for Quaelle.
New Option: Naming pet varmints. New Option: Penny bimbofication and turning in Dr. Badger. New Transformation Item: Mousearella Cheese.
Probably some other stuff I forgot! Thank you to all of you: our staff, our supporters, our community writers/coders, and all of you who have had kind words to share about the things we’ve done. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season, and I’ll see you guys on the other side! We’ve got some new TFs for you guys. Big shout out to Questy for helping out with some of the text you’ll be seeing in these items. Just link your Patreon account with your blog account and you’ll get access to backer builds. Public builds will come out around the middle of each month!
0.1.1 Patch Notes:. Five new transformation items have been added: eggs! The new eggs will allow you to become a futa, get quad nipples, plump up your balls and invert your nipples, and much more — everything you could ever want from a breakfast food. Golden eggs will even turn you into a harpy.
All the eggs can be found in the Foothills. New sexual perk (bubble butts) and balls flag (trap pouch). Both obtainable from eggs. The Wyvern girl has gotten a buff, giving her the same multiple actions/round as the Alraune. This should make it so solo enemies like her can actually put up a fight!. Many fixes as usual.
Most importantly, a bug regarding Kiyoko’s amulet acquisition was cleared up for people who chose “Neutral” responses to the temple mural. Gwen enjoying some off planet nightlife. Before I get into the changelog, I want to give a quick shout-out to.
I didn’t get a proper plug in the changelog for his Christmas entry, so I’m doing it now. Lovely stuff from that corner if you like femdom. Now onto the patch notes! 0.7.249 Changelog:.
The Christmas content for Gwen and Eimear is now live, courtesy of. Just like last years it is procced by approaching them shortly after closing time (assuming you’ve already hung out with them once). If you’ve done neither event yet, you can do both – simply wait three or so days after the first one before trying again. For those at “Good CEO” rank with Rats Raiders, there has been a new option added to the encounter with your rival and Feruze.
To find out what happens next!. Fixed a few typos I encountered while doing a playthrough yesterday. I intend to slide a public patch out on Christmas day, but until then, I have an idea for a reindeer cutie I’d like to write. It’s been a long time since I wrote a holiday NPC myself. The other bunch of raiders, not yet picture on the blog. Only one winning scene left to add to the game!
With any luck, I’ll have that in by tomorrow evening, and perhaps make a holiday contribution of my own before returning to regularly scheduled content. 0.7.247 Changelog:. Riya’s event now properly makes sure you’ve met Riya.
A check was inverted. If you’re a non-taur on good(ish) terms with Rat’s Raiders and have a vagina (or penis that fits inside) AND have read the Rodenian Codex entry AND it’s Christmas AND you’re on Zheng Shi AND you’re entering your ship there’s a 25% chance the raiders will show up for a bit of holiday cheer, and even introduce themselves.
Golly, that’s a lot of names! (Good work,!) 0.7.248 Changelog:. I unfucked a value I had forced to be “true” for the purposes of testing.
Nothing to see here, folks! Doctor Teyaal is apparently not a big fan of clothing! 0.7.246 Changelog:. New Busts: Doctor Teyaal & Olympia (by Adjatha). New Holiday Content: Christmas with Embry, by Frogapus. Requires Embry to have undergone all her procedures and you to have genitals. New Holiday Content: UGC Garrison Party, by Franks.
Requires you to have met Riya. New Christmas Dream: “Nice” femdom elves, by Carol J. Futa Sylvie can now access the “Taur Mounting” scene once more. Several fixes for bugged content or typos. More to come in the days to come!
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